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From My In Box: On Mother's Day

2008-05-07T13:25:19Z

This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up puke laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "It's okay honey, Mommy's here". Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothin...

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From My In Box: The Mom Test

2008-02-13T16:01:43Z

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my daughter asked. "Because it's been on the ground, yo...

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Found in my In Box: William Tell Overture

2007-09-27T14:18:30Z

Ah, the things Moms say. And the things I will hear coming out of my own mouth one of these days.

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Found in my In Box: Job Description

2007-09-26T18:58:59Z

POSITION: Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Momma, Ma JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an, often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be will...

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